So I was doing a search on things to do on a date, and realized the articles/suggestions I found were “things to do on a date…if you have a lot of money, there’s perfect weather, and you can care less if your date is comfortable.” Here’s some of the suggestions I found:

1. Go to the Beach – I live in Baltimore, MD. Unless I plan on only dating between the months of June – August driving a minimum of 3 hours to my closest beach, this ain’t an option. NOT HELPFUL!
2. A Dive Bar – Let some dude take me to some rinky-dink, peanut shells on the floor, I-don’t-want-to-drink-because-I-might-have-to-pee-and-I-don’t-want-to-touch-anything-in-that-bathroom bar and I’m wearing my good 1st, 2nd, or 3rd date boots/stilettos/I-paid-a-lot-of-damn-money-for-these-shoes-nevermind…..